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Whats everyones opinon on anal sex, i am just curious
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2005, 09:19:27 AM » |
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Never even had traditional sex - so I couldn't say.
Sounds - odd.
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2005, 09:22:33 AM » |
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I have none since I've never done it i am just curious about what people think, I enjoy regular sex, and my gf and I have been talking about anal, so I was wondering what people thought
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2005, 09:25:34 AM » |
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Ah...well - According to Cosmo, it is quite pleasurable. It does advise to use a lot of lube though.
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2005, 09:53:05 AM » |
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Everyone likes a surprise, why don't you just ram your cock in her anus when she least expects it? She'll love it I swear!
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2005, 10:07:29 AM » |
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Ah...well - According to Cosmo, it is quite pleasurable. It does advise to use a lot of lube though.
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2005, 10:18:24 AM » |
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2005, 10:23:25 AM » |
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she got the idea from one of those silly magazines
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2005, 01:07:27 PM » |
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my friend and his g/f had anal and he said they liked it but i don't know how the g/f felt sice im not friends with her.
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2005, 02:41:56 PM » |
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so basicly that was completely pointless.
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2005, 03:29:45 PM » |
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2005, 07:10:49 PM » |
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The best way to find out is to do it....have fun! Use lube! or get her really wet then you don't have to spend money on lube just yah know dip your stick in the oil and put it in the gas can....
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indeed. you are wise. i bestowe upon you the title: duke of asskickin'.
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2005, 07:35:36 PM » |
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so wait, none of the girls here have tried anal yet?
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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2005, 08:43:59 PM » |
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so wait, none of the girls here have tried anal yet?
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« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2005, 09:32:36 PM » |
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i saw this chick with "exit only" tattooed on her ass. then again i think she was a heroin addict, so maybe that is irrelevant
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« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2005, 09:43:53 PM » |
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i saw this chick with "exit only" tattooed on her ass. then again i think she was a heroin addict, so maybe that is irrelevant
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« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2005, 10:03:21 PM » |
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haha oh shyt that's kewl
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« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2005, 11:01:55 PM » |
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ANAL SEX YOU FUCKING SLUT!
I BEAT EVERYONE TO IT!
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well then stop sleeping with so many men
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« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2005, 01:11:52 AM » |
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great new sig man ^^^
people are getting really kewl sigs an avatars lately...
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« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2005, 01:56:16 AM » |
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great new sig man ^^^
people are getting really kewl sigs an avatars lately...
oh really? thank you very much, it was just a temp. until i could make something better |
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well then stop sleeping with so many men
thanks
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« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2005, 07:57:19 AM » |
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I'm open to the idea if the girl wanted me to. That's about it.
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« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2005, 09:39:15 AM » |
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i saw this chick with "exit only" tattooed on her ass. then again i think she was a heroin addict, so maybe that is irrelevant
holy shit...like...for a minute I thought this was about a girl I had seen too, but i guess not. She had "can't fuck me here" with an arrow pointing down. I couldn't believe she'd got a tattoo of it on herself. everyone at work watched her bend over one time so everyone saw it. it was funny. |
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« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2005, 10:16:21 AM » |
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ANAL SEX YOU FUCKING SLUT!
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« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2005, 02:04:43 PM » |
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I havn't even tried ... vaginal sex yet. me eather |
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« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2005, 02:05:39 PM » |
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me eather
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« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2005, 02:25:24 PM » |
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soooooo.. and what did i spell wrong?
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« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2005, 02:55:16 PM » |
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« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2005, 03:36:48 PM » |
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i am going to get "404" tattooed on my ass because access is denied
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« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2005, 11:17:07 PM » |
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my expiriences with boys putting things in my ass = painful, but w/lube, mayhaps less so.
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« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2005, 04:22:13 AM » |
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ooooooookay, I've had anal about 5 times now......
It hurts like a bitch...at first.. but then it get's better.
if the girl isn't really into it, it can be a horrible experience. like... you feel like you have to take a shit every single time the penis enters the butt, making it tense up. and every time the penis goes out, you feel releaved.
If the girl has tried anal before and is experienced with it, she won't feel like she has to shit, and enjoy it alot more
no lube and a dry butthole will hurt the girl, I don't advise it.
either way, whether the girl is in pain or not, the guys going to most likely have a great time.
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« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2005, 09:45:20 AM » |
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ooooooookay, I've had anal about 5 times now......
It hurts like a bitch...at first.. but then it get's better.
if the girl isn't really into it, it can be a horrible experience. like... you feel like you have to take a shit every single time the penis enters the butt, making it tense up. and every time the penis goes out, you feel releaved.
If the girl has tried anal before and is experienced with it, she won't feel like she has to shit, and enjoy it alot more
no lube and a dry butthole will hurt the girl, I don't advise it.
either way, whether the girl is in pain or not, the guys going to most likely have a great time.
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« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2005, 12:35:43 PM » |
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I fail to see how it can be remotely pleasurable for the girl here. I mean, fair enough if she's into that kinda thing but still...  |
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« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2005, 02:51:26 PM » |
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I fail to see how it can be remotely pleasurable for the girl here. I mean, fair enough if she's into that kinda thing but still... the first time I had anal, it was very UNpleasurable, and I didn't think I would do it again..but I did..again..and again..and so on. pretty much..after the first time, it's not really that bad. |
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« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2005, 02:58:10 PM » |
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thanks , I figured lube was necessary, by far the most helpful post on this thread yet aww, your welcome. I'm glad I finally actually helped someone out on here  Have fun now, and after you do it, you should ask your girl what she thought about it, that way you will know what she thinks and can proceed to do it at another time without the awkwardness. ALSO, a helpful tip I forgot - whatever you do, don't ram it into her, the first..ehh.. 5 enteries, go slow, (she'll probably whine something like "ooh no, baby, it hurts". tell her that it's ok, to just not tense up, it's only because she's not used to it, the pain will go away. after she starts to moan or make noises very shortly, then that is your que to speed up. now me personally, I've never pooped on a dick, I've always been to afread to, and make shure I take a healthy shit hours before getting anal. BUT, if by any chance your girl is to take a shit on your cock, don't yell at her. understand that it's a risk your taking if your willing to proceed with the act. Their's something inside the human asshole that when touched or whatnot, it can trigger your bowels, making you shit. Their's no way to be cautous of it.....just hope it doesn't happen. and if it does..no biggy, wash your penis off, it's just shit. Good luck! |
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« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2005, 03:10:18 PM » |
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yeah me and my girl tried it for the first time a couple days ago
i barely got it in
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« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2005, 03:12:21 PM » |
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yeah me and my girl tried it for the first time a couple days ago
i barely got it in
yea..de buttholio is always tight. that's why you PUSH! and the girl may scream! but don't let that discourage you, keep a nice motion goin' and it'll be OOOOOOOkay!  man, I never realized how much I liked getting it in muh butt until now. woo! I like traditional sex more though  |
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« Reply #37 on: August 04, 2005, 04:25:01 PM » |
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im kinda scared to have traditional sex....... i just can never picture doing it with anyone....maybe im just diffective or something
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« Reply #38 on: August 04, 2005, 04:35:41 PM » |
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« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2005, 04:38:19 PM » |
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no. thats why i said that im scared to and that i can't picture my self doing it with anyone
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« Reply #40 on: August 04, 2005, 04:40:18 PM » |
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well, your not ready then. over time...you'll find yourself wanting it. It can't be denied. then you'll be a nympho for awhile before you settle down. Its not that big a deal either....as long as whoever your with is not an asshole.
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« Reply #41 on: August 04, 2005, 04:41:46 PM » |
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« Reply #42 on: August 04, 2005, 05:08:13 PM » |
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im kinda scared to have traditional sex....... i just can never picture doing it with anyone....maybe im just diffective or something
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« Reply #43 on: August 04, 2005, 09:26:01 PM » |
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your 14, that's good that you can't picture yourself having sex. Your to young. the first time you have sex, he'll splurge all in you and you'll have a baby by time your 15, you don't want that, now do you? Is 15 fuckin' old enough? Because - GODDAMMIT! I know I'm fuckin' ready for it, and I fuckin' want it NOW! Grrr.... |
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Is 15 fuckin' old enough? Because - GODDAMMIT! I know I'm fuckin' ready for it, and I fuckin' want it NOW! Grrr....
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« Reply #45 on: August 05, 2005, 09:23:32 AM » |
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aww, your welcome. I'm glad I finally actually helped someone out on here Have fun now, and after you do it, you should ask your girl what she thought about it, that way you will know what she thinks and can proceed to do it at another time without the awkwardness. ALSO, a helpful tip I forgot - whatever you do, don't ram it into her, the first..ehh.. 5 enteries, go slow, (she'll probably whine something like "ooh no, baby, it hurts". tell her that it's ok, to just not tense up, it's only because she's not used to it, the pain will go away. after she starts to moan or make noises very shortly, then that is your que to speed up. now me personally, I've never pooped on a dick, I've always been to afread to, and make shure I take a healthy shit hours before getting anal. BUT, if by any chance your girl is to take a shit on your cock, don't yell at her. understand that it's a risk your taking if your willing to proceed with the act. Their's something inside the human asshole that when touched or whatnot, it can trigger your bowels, making you shit. Their's no way to be cautous of it.....just hope it doesn't happen. and if it does..no biggy, wash your penis off, it's just shit. Good luck! thanks again, im not really worried about getting shit on my dick, and she is already sort of used to the penitration, just not with the penis, Ive been using my fingers on her for a while its only recently we've been talking about full on anal. but all your tips are going to be very helpful thank you again |
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« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2005, 04:26:22 PM » |
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your 14, that's good that you can't picture yourself having sex. Your to young. the first time you have sex, he'll splurge all in you and you'll have a baby by time your 15, you don't want that, now do you? i guess its good. i don't want to get pregnant!! i don't even want a baby when im older... maybe ill adopt but there is no way that im going through all that pain for like 2 measly good moments with a brat kid. |
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« Reply #49 on: August 05, 2005, 04:42:48 PM » |
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my friend wants to be a porn star.. her boobs are big enough! but i don't think i could do it.... i have issues in a bathing suit!
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and she wants to be a porn star.
that's fucked up.
when i was 14, i wanted to be a paleontologist, not a person who fucks for money.
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and she wants to be a porn star.
that's fucked up.
when i was 14, i wanted to be a paleontologist, not a person who fucks for money.
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« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2005, 04:47:15 PM » |
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« Reply #56 on: August 05, 2005, 04:49:31 PM » |
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no.. at school we had to write down what we want to be like for a career and she said eather a porn star or a fashion desiner. so no.. she is serious. i guess im trying to make it sound better than it is because i love her and want to look out for her but i can't make it sound any better and you are right. *looks down at lap sadly*
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« Reply #58 on: August 05, 2005, 04:54:32 PM » |
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you all use the word "pornstar"
why not use the much simpler "whore"
as they mean the same thing
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715 pages and my first post
this is the most entertaining thread of the year to me. graeme makes me laugh so hard.
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« Reply #59 on: August 05, 2005, 04:55:13 PM » |
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and if what you're saying is true, she's thinking of a model, not a porn star.
porn stars fuck for money. just because it's safer doesn't mean it's not fucking.
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« Reply #61 on: August 05, 2005, 04:57:30 PM » |
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no.. whats it about?
....hookers. |
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« Reply #62 on: August 05, 2005, 04:59:15 PM » |
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i got that.... but anything else? you all use the word "pornstar"
why not use the much simpler "whore"
as they mean the same thing
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« Reply #63 on: August 05, 2005, 05:00:48 PM » |
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you all use the word "pornstar"
why not use the much simpler "whore"
as they mean the same thing
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« Reply #64 on: August 05, 2005, 05:02:03 PM » |
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i got that.... but anything else?
they are similar but one is legal and the other isn't and porstar sounds better than whore or hooker
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« Reply #65 on: August 05, 2005, 05:02:12 PM » |
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i got that.... but anything else?
they are similar but one is legal and the other isn't and porstar sounds better than whore or hooker
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« Reply #66 on: August 05, 2005, 05:03:13 PM » |
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well.. i think it sounds better.... i would rather be called a pornstar than a whore...... i don't know about you but i think it sounds more respectable
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« Reply #67 on: August 05, 2005, 05:05:25 PM » |
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well.. i think it sounds better.... i would rather be called a pornstar than a whore...... i don't know about you but i think it sounds more respectable
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« Reply #68 on: August 05, 2005, 05:47:41 PM » |
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they both have sex for money
whether someone is watching, or whether it's legal doesn't really matter
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« Reply #69 on: August 08, 2005, 11:35:43 AM » |
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« Reply #71 on: September 24, 2005, 10:07:55 PM » |
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i'd assume she's your age.
and she wants to be a porn star.
that's fucked up.
when i was 14, i wanted to be a paleontologist, not a person who fucks for money.
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« Reply #73 on: September 27, 2005, 10:59:44 AM » |
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« Reply #74 on: September 27, 2005, 12:05:32 PM » |
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Whats everyones opinon on anal sex, i am just curious
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« Reply #75 on: September 27, 2005, 12:07:41 PM » |
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Poop comes out of there...
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« Reply #76 on: September 27, 2005, 12:21:46 PM » |
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« Reply #77 on: September 27, 2005, 12:26:22 PM » |
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« Reply #78 on: September 27, 2005, 12:27:16 PM » |
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« Reply #79 on: September 27, 2005, 02:43:38 PM » |
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I would never do it.
Unless I had a penis.
Then I'd do it.
Well actually, probably not.
I mean.
Poop comes out of there...
-shudders-
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« Reply #80 on: September 28, 2005, 07:37:45 AM » |
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DUDE.
POOP.
SMELLY.
GROSS.
Also.
If you do it enough.
That poop will just flow out of there.
Mmmm..
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« Reply #81 on: September 28, 2005, 01:29:39 PM » |
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no poop, it was pretty clean actually
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« Reply #82 on: September 28, 2005, 01:32:19 PM » |
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yes it can be fun but you must do it right...otherwise all sorts of problems will happen.
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« Reply #83 on: September 28, 2005, 02:44:21 PM » |
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« Reply #84 on: September 28, 2005, 02:46:40 PM » |
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« Reply #85 on: September 29, 2005, 12:12:04 AM » |
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Yeah - But your 14 and can't spell.
I was gonna say that was funny, but you can't spell either. It's "you're", not "your". fucking freaks
If you don't like it then don't do it. I personally do not have an oppinion for this thread. I would have anal sex with a girl if she asked me to, but I wouldn't ask her if she wanted to try it. I would not have anal sex with a guy. *THIS HAS BEEN A POINTLESS POST!!!* |
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« Reply #86 on: September 29, 2005, 07:25:32 AM » |
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no poop, it was pretty clean actually
Eh. Just the fact of something going IN where poop comes OUT of freaks me out. Would you let a guy or girl do you in the pooper? How could a girl...? Maybe a strap-on. |
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« Reply #87 on: September 29, 2005, 11:27:54 AM » |
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Eh.
Just the fact of something going IN where poop comes OUT of freaks me out.
Would you let a guy or girl do you in the pooper?
How could a girl...?
Maybe a strap-on.
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« Reply #88 on: September 29, 2005, 11:29:33 AM » |
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the smell just makes me sick.
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« Reply #89 on: September 29, 2005, 01:36:22 PM » |
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my gf actually approched me with the idea
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« Reply #90 on: September 29, 2005, 02:02:47 PM » |
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yeah.... i started to try it once... it hurt a bunch before he even got it in and that was the end of that. i stopped being curious... but my friend kelly said it's wierd but it feels good...... just.... it's not for more.
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« Reply #91 on: September 29, 2005, 02:12:04 PM » |
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yea for the girl it will hurt alot unless they use some sort of lubrication...like i said, it has to be done right or else there's all sortd of problems
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« Reply #92 on: September 29, 2005, 02:18:28 PM » |
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yeah.... i started to try it once... it hurt a bunch before he even got it in and that was the end of that. i stopped being curious... but my friend kelly said it's wierd but it feels good...... just.... it's not for more.
never heard about that from you........ I love doggie style but its weird when i do it cuz it's a set up that's similar to anal, and it kinda weirds me out. |
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« Reply #93 on: September 29, 2005, 02:21:54 PM » |
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I love doggie style
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« Reply #94 on: September 29, 2005, 02:26:46 PM » |
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« Reply #95 on: September 29, 2005, 02:53:18 PM » |
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yeah.... i started to try it once... it hurt a bunch before he even got it in and that was the end of that. i stopped being curious... but my friend kelly said it's wierd but it feels good...... just.... it's not for more.
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« Reply #96 on: September 29, 2005, 03:19:58 PM » |
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i like anal but first we need to start off slow cuz then it hurts. owie*
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« Reply #97 on: September 29, 2005, 07:28:01 PM » |
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Whats everyones opinon on anal sex, i am just curious
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« Reply #98 on: September 29, 2005, 08:47:24 PM » |
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Being a guy doing it to a girl i thought it was great...Both dry without lube, and covered in lube...
As far as the girl, i all depends on what shes into...every time ive asked a girl to do it theyve said no, but the 2 girls that did let me do it actually brought it up 1st.
the 1st girl i was ever with told me "try doggy style, its a different better angle"...and when i couldnt find the hole, she put it in her ass, and i thought it was a lot tighter and dryer, but i just thought "wow, this IS a better angle" and didnt figure it out until the next day. That was no lube, and she liked it either way.
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« Reply #99 on: October 03, 2005, 10:43:54 PM » |
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Whats everyones opinon on anal sex, i am just curious
try it, A hole, it's a hole... |
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« Reply #100 on: October 03, 2005, 10:53:30 PM » |
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try it,
A hole, it's a hole...
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« Reply #101 on: October 04, 2005, 04:28:14 AM » |
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i found all of that interesting.....
personally i have never tried it and i don't want to, just creeps me out....
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Ass sex hurts...I gotta have a super vibrater to tolerate it. I save it for holidays and shit like that. Special occation sex. "Anal Ease" is the bomb. It numbs your ass first.
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« Reply #103 on: October 04, 2005, 11:26:32 AM » |
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"Anal Ease" is the bomb. It numbs your ass first.
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« Reply #105 on: October 05, 2005, 11:58:00 AM » |
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« Reply #106 on: October 10, 2005, 07:36:41 AM » |
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My boyfriend told me he went to Condom Kingdom and some condoms were in a clear box type thing and you could pump them up to see what they looked like.
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« Reply #108 on: October 10, 2005, 07:58:51 AM » |
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It's on South Street in Philly.
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« Reply #110 on: October 11, 2005, 07:54:04 AM » |
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« Reply #117 on: October 17, 2005, 07:15:53 AM » |
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My exboyfriend "accidentally" rammed it in my ass once, and didn't really stop until I fell to the bed and cried...
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I'm a pornstar, I gotta know these things your welcome, love hahah. I had my first english class of the year today, and it's filled with a buncha retards. And we went around asking "What do you wanna be?" (in freaking high school, we were talkign to like we were 7 >.>*) anyhoo, my reply: "A porn star" jk, though. O.o |
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« Reply #122 on: August 10, 2009, 09:18:26 PM » |
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« Reply #123 on: August 10, 2009, 09:25:27 PM » |
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The intestine can go outside the hole if you play too much with it srsly?! |
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« Reply #124 on: August 10, 2009, 09:33:46 PM » |
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yes. it's called a "pink sock." and it's more of the musculature than the actual intestine.
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« Reply #125 on: August 17, 2009, 10:55:19 AM » |
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Hey bitch don't quit, you're almost dead. Don't give up now. sandra doesnt care about age and she puts out
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« Reply #126 on: August 17, 2009, 11:20:56 PM » |
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To be totally honest, I would give, but not receive. I don't mind, as long as I don't pull out a pudding pop. ;~;
ENEMAS ARE YOUR FRIENDS LADIES!
(Hope I have the right word when I say this!)
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« Reply #127 on: August 18, 2009, 12:12:35 AM » |
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To be totally honest, I would give, but not receive. I don't mind, as long as I don't pull out a pudding pop. ;~; COLONOSCOPYS ARE YOUR FRIENDS LADIES! (Hope I have the right word when I say this! ) no, you don't. you're thinking of an enema. and aren't you just a fucking charmer. |
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« Reply #128 on: August 18, 2009, 09:00:19 AM » |
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no, you don't. you're thinking of an enema.
and aren't you just a fucking charmer.
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« Reply #129 on: August 19, 2009, 12:31:09 AM » |
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you're repugnant human waste. tell me where in arizona you live so i can come kick the shit out of you.
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« Reply #130 on: August 19, 2009, 02:48:02 AM » |
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he'll do it too
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« Reply #131 on: August 19, 2009, 11:30:45 PM » |
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you're repugnant human waste. tell me where in arizona you live so i can come kick the shit out of you.
I truly expected no less from all the posts I have read from you. I really don't give a flying fuck if you are willing to try to come here and kick my ass. Kingman, Arizona. At least I would meet some one with more than half the intelligence I have. Not saying you know only half of what I do, just saying that the people here know less than half of what I do. Sadly enough. |
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« Reply #132 on: August 20, 2009, 12:00:56 AM » |
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« Reply #133 on: August 20, 2009, 02:45:06 AM » |
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Oh dear! Dramatic exchange of words. D:
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« Reply #134 on: August 20, 2009, 10:06:33 AM » |
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I truly expected no less from all the posts I have read from you.
I really don't give a flying fuck if you are willing to try to come here and kick my ass. Kingman, Arizona. At least I would meet some one with more than half the intelligence I have. Not saying you know only half of what I do, just saying that the people here know less than half of what I do. Sadly enough.
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« Reply #135 on: August 20, 2009, 11:13:30 PM » |
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The fight between rene and myself was better.
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« Reply #136 on: August 21, 2009, 12:11:14 AM » |
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« Reply #137 on: August 21, 2009, 01:32:49 AM » |
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I truly expected no less from all the posts I have read from you.
I really don't give a flying fuck if you are willing to try to come here and kick my ass. Kingman, Arizona. At least I would meet some one with more than half the intelligence I have. Not saying you know only half of what I do, just saying that the people here know less than half of what I do. Sadly enough.
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« Reply #138 on: August 21, 2009, 01:35:55 AM » |
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Wouldn't it be more appropriate to buttfuck him than to beat on him?
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I dont care if he raped some bitches I get the day off.
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« Reply #139 on: August 21, 2009, 09:12:52 AM » |
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kingman? jesus christ...now i just feel bad for you. :/
Oh, so you "Noticed" the place? Don't feel bad for me just yet. Feel bad when I hitchhike my ass out of here. Very dangerous when there are pedophiles coming through here as well ass ass hats that just really had a bad commute. XD There's many places I can go from here, sense we are the jackass hub of Vegs, Angeles, Phoenix, and... Other city/states... 66 goes a long way! |
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« Reply #140 on: September 19, 2009, 04:32:18 AM » |
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i try not to ram a chick in the anus.
i like to go down on her.
and pretty much nonchalantly slip my pinky in.
its like...they hardly notice til they love it.
then im two fingers deep.and shes puddy.
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« Reply #141 on: September 25, 2009, 03:31:55 PM » |
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Hahahaha, not bad.
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« Reply #142 on: December 01, 2009, 03:52:48 PM » |
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yay anal
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« Reply #143 on: December 01, 2009, 06:47:08 PM » |
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Ouchie. "relax and it won't hurt" fucking liars
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« Reply #144 on: December 04, 2009, 04:25:49 PM » |
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it just depends on the how big the dick is, your relaxation, taking it slow at first and lots of lube. i have been having the anal sex for some years now and i can tell you that sometimes it hurts and sometimes it doesn't. if you do it once and it hurts, you'll generally be worked in, so the next time should be fine. if you don't do it for a while it's likely to hurt again and some people it just hurts no matter what. those butts are not made for fucking. |
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« Reply #145 on: January 12, 2010, 02:44:32 PM » |
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« Reply #146 on: January 12, 2010, 03:30:33 PM » |
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I don't think anal will ever be something i "explore"
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« Reply #147 on: January 12, 2010, 03:32:03 PM » |
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at least not on purpose.
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« Reply #148 on: January 14, 2010, 10:58:18 AM » |
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In fairness, I don't push anal sex on a guy since I don't take it either
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« Reply #149 on: January 14, 2010, 11:27:50 AM » |
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Mantrains ftw.
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« Reply #150 on: January 15, 2010, 12:51:59 PM » |
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at least not on purpose.
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« Reply #151 on: January 15, 2010, 01:50:00 PM » |
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just when he's pounding you, slips out, and rockets you in the ass. yep. it happens.
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« Reply #152 on: January 16, 2010, 12:29:56 AM » |
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« Reply #153 on: March 05, 2010, 11:18:12 AM » |
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yeah, small dicks don't have that problem. step up the the real men
harsh.
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« Reply #154 on: March 05, 2010, 12:30:43 PM » |
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No, someone who has respect for me doesn't have that problem |
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« Reply #155 on: March 05, 2010, 01:17:40 PM » |
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but at no point would it be done on purpose. you're missing what i'm saying.
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« Reply #156 on: March 05, 2010, 06:43:19 PM » |
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No I don't miss what you're saying.. I just don't agree |
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« Reply #157 on: March 05, 2010, 07:35:38 PM » |
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accidental anal rocket[/b][/color]
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« Reply #158 on: March 05, 2010, 09:07:01 PM » |
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i better get full credit!
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« Reply #159 on: March 05, 2010, 09:10:56 PM » |
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You mos'def will. |
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« Reply #160 on: April 15, 2010, 12:42:26 AM » |
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Oh, totally. Anal is incredible when you get the reach around too, omg the pounding!
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« Reply #161 on: April 15, 2010, 12:53:52 AM » |
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accidental anal rocket
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« Reply #162 on: April 17, 2010, 08:35:22 PM » |
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« Reply #163 on: April 17, 2010, 09:44:21 PM » |
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I bet sprode wouldnt even butter a girls biscut let alone gravyboat her.
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« Reply #164 on: April 17, 2010, 11:42:04 PM » |
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sprode likes gravy with his salad
Throwing up with an erection is hard.......very....very hard. I bet sprode wouldnt even butter a girls biscut let alone gravyboat her.
..Who doesnt like getting head.....
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« Reply #165 on: April 17, 2010, 11:49:35 PM » |
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How about Tubby NoNo? Ragging is ragging man. Even if I dont know what Im talking about. I dont know you. I dont care.
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« Reply #166 on: April 17, 2010, 11:56:43 PM » |
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He's trying so hard to be "one of us".
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« Reply #167 on: April 18, 2010, 12:01:26 AM » |
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He's trying so hard to be "one of us".
w/e I still sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot in my <3 for so true real lady! |
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« Reply #168 on: April 18, 2010, 12:03:07 AM » |
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w/e I still sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot in my <3 for so true real lady!
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I knew my cold sores tasted like pretentious vegan attention whoring west coast liberal gay pride save the earth bullshit.
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« Reply #169 on: April 18, 2010, 12:19:42 AM » |
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Mindlessness makes me happy when the brainbuggs eat my cornflakes.
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« Reply #170 on: April 18, 2010, 12:31:47 AM » |
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You make me sad.
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I knew my cold sores tasted like pretentious vegan attention whoring west coast liberal gay pride save the earth bullshit.
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« Reply #171 on: April 18, 2010, 12:34:04 AM » |
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Jumping on my bed makes me sad // Jumping on my bed with a kitchen knife makes me real happy
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« Reply #172 on: April 18, 2010, 01:35:20 AM » |
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He's trying too hard to be "one of us".
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« Reply #173 on: May 19, 2010, 12:49:52 AM » |
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did we get rid of this kid? neato.
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« Reply #174 on: September 03, 2010, 10:47:02 AM » |
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YEAH
BUSTIN NUTS IN ASSES!!
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« Reply #175 on: September 14, 2010, 03:17:14 PM » |
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I'm a fan of rocking the back door from time to time, but only if it's done properly
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« Reply #176 on: October 17, 2010, 11:29:57 AM » |
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I'd try it if I was with some one that I thought was hot enough. I still don't like the idea of my dick getting covered in shit though. Wouldn't it smell like shit too?
Haha, what am I saying, I haven't gotten anything from any one in years. I'm lucky if a girl even smiles at me.
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« Reply #177 on: October 17, 2010, 06:24:11 PM » |
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I'd try it if I was with some one that I thought was hot enough. I still don't like the idea of my dick getting covered in shit though. Wouldn't it smell like shit too?
Haha, what am I saying, I haven't gotten anything from any one in years. I'm lucky if a girl even smiles at me.
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« Reply #179 on: October 19, 2010, 12:43:22 PM » |
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I still don't like the idea of my dick getting covered in shit though. Wouldn't it smell like shit too?
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« Reply #180 on: October 19, 2010, 05:04:15 PM » |
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« Reply #181 on: October 19, 2010, 11:44:25 PM » |
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« Reply #182 on: October 20, 2010, 07:29:11 PM » |
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« Reply #183 on: October 20, 2010, 07:36:21 PM » |
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« Reply #184 on: October 20, 2010, 07:56:53 PM » |
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that you've already tried it? no, no need to say that at all. we already know kids are sluts nowadays.
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« Reply #186 on: October 20, 2010, 10:17:37 PM » |
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Im gonna go down on the rabbit hole
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« Reply #188 on: October 20, 2010, 11:30:48 PM » |
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I'm 12... do I need to say it?
I'll just pretend I didn't see the age. Say what you need to say. i was an 11 year old slut.
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« Reply #189 on: October 21, 2010, 09:01:16 AM » |
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« Reply #190 on: October 21, 2010, 02:38:51 PM » |
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« Reply #191 on: October 21, 2010, 02:44:48 PM » |
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« Reply #192 on: October 21, 2010, 04:38:11 PM » |
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YOU'VE BEEN STUFFED!!!
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A la Sprode
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« Reply #193 on: October 22, 2010, 12:14:10 AM » |
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IM NOT THAT KINDA GUY, GIRLS
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∞ struggles ∞
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« Reply #194 on: October 22, 2010, 08:22:44 AM » |
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yes you are that kind of boy clayton. I dedicate this to you.... <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/1xc_BJxdDgg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/1xc_BJxdDgg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US</a>]]> |
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naw this kids creepy lookin like steve o
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« Reply #195 on: October 22, 2010, 03:34:57 PM » |
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the look on my face right now.... dude, seriously?
why do i watch this
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Only the dead have seen the end of war.
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« Reply #196 on: October 23, 2010, 02:16:45 PM » |
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yes you are that kind of boy clayton. I dedicate this to you.... <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/1xc_BJxdDgg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/1xc_BJxdDgg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US</a>]]>::claps wildly:: YAYYYYYYYYY! Thank you for that. the look on my face right now.... dude, seriously?
why do i watch this
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Eh
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« Reply #197 on: October 26, 2010, 01:18:54 AM » |
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everytime i see this thread title i think
[trade] anal {rend}
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« Reply #198 on: December 19, 2010, 02:10:31 PM » |
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it was bad enough having to listen to the original version.
then after this, having these lyrics in my head when it would come on at work.
yeah, just bad
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